Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Watermelon Woman

Now I know kids under 10 can travel free on the bus, but that doesn't give them the right to fuck around. The other day I was watching a kid throw milk bottles at people around him whilst all his mum could muster was "Vince, stop it!"

But some kids are brilliant, like this one little boy on the 149 recently. I reckon he was about 6 or 7 and was sitting next to his dad.

"Daddy, is mummy so big because she ate all the watermelon by herself?"

The dad nearly pissed himself laughing. "No Oscar [I guess they live in Stokie], you're going to have a new sister."

"A sister...?!"

Wish my stop hadn't arrived....

2 comments:

Darlin' said...

"Just because kids can travel for free doesn't give them the right to fuck around!"

Well, quite. QUITE.
I love your blog. x

Observant Commuter said...

Thanks very much darlin'. I like to think I'm bringing people a little flavour of "da East" - ahem.